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The guy who thinks Kurt Cobain is a god and Ahs is the best thing ever. He's a total f***ing legend and I love him more than my mom on a bad day.

I swear he knows every lyric to Nirvana and can sing it in the shower while crying.

He texts me at 2 a. m. about Ahs and I’m like, ‘Bro, it’s 2 a. m.’

He once called my dog ‘Kurt Cobain’s long lost cousin’ and I didn’t know what to say.

This account is so good it makes my brain explode. I follow him because he’s a god and I’m just a sad, f***ing human.

He posts a meme about Ahs and I instantly become a better person.

He DMs me with a random quote and I cry like a baby.

I once told him I loved him and he said, ‘I know.’ Like, obviously.