h0tcarl

"You're the only one who can make me look like a fool and still be cute," he said while facepalming.

"I don't love you, I just hate you less than everyone else," TrueStereotype texted him after a failed date.

He sent a DM: "You're the reason I still use my phone in the bathroom."

"He's like a taco that hits you with extra salsa and you still eat it," TrueStereotype said during lunch.

He posted a tweet: "h0tcarl is my breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

In a DM: "You're the only person who can make me eat taco meat for dinner and still smile."

"He made me forget my math homework, and I still got an A," TrueStereotype said in class.

He texted: "h0tcarl is the reason I got a B+ instead of an F."

In a tweet: "He's the reason I skipped band practice and still got a pass."

"He made me say 'damn it all' and then I blushed," TrueStereotype admitted.

He posted: "He's the reason I swear in class and then get distracted."

In a DM: "You make me curse and then forget why I was mad in the first place."

"He made me forget my name during a test," TrueStereotype said.

He texted: "I walked into class and said 'hello' to h0tcarl and forgot who I was."

In a tweet: "He's the reason I introduced myself as 'the guy who loves tacos' instead of my real name."