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A person who is super nice and eats like a pig
I asked her for a sandwich and she gave me a whole feast
She said sorry five times before I even blinked
She brought me cake for breakfast and called me a fatty
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A person who never stops talking and loves snacks
She told me her entire life story while I was eating a taco
She kept sending me snack pics at 2 a. m.
She chatted me to sleep while I was eating pizza
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A person who is always happy and eats way too much
She ate three burgers and still smiled at me
She brought me cookies and said I looked sad
She laughed so hard she spilled her milk
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A person who talks too much and loves food more than life
She rambled about her dog for 10 minutes while I was eating
She brought me a pizza and called me a loser
She told me her entire day before I even said hello
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A person who is super polite and eats like a beast
She said thank you 10 times while I was eating
She brought me soup and called me a monster
She asked how I was before I even asked her
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A person who never stops smiling and loves snacks like they’re money
She smiled through my whole rant about my ex
She ate a whole bag of chips and still said I looked good
She sent me a snack and said I looked sad
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