Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the kind of hope you get when you're too high to care and too low to quit

I h0pe I don't die before my pizza arrives.

I h0pe my dog doesn't eat my homework again.

I h0pe my ex gets hit by a bus and a taco truck.

2

the desperate prayer of someone who’s out of options and out of snacks

I h0pe this math test is easy or I’ll fail and eat my feelings.

I h0pe my mom stops yelling and gives me a hug.

I h0pe my phone battery lasts until I get home.

3

the last hope of a person who’s been cursed by the internet and their own bad decisions

I h0pe my Wi-Fi comes back before I lose my mind.

I h0pe my crush texts me back before I go mad.

I h0pe my cat stops staring at me like I owe him money.

4

the kind of hope that’s more likely to get you killed than actually help you

I h0pe I pass this class or I’ll be stuck with my teacher forever.

I h0pe the bus doesn’t crash on the way to school.

I h0pe my dad stops eating my cookies.

5

the faint flicker of hope in someone who’s been beaten down by life and their own bad luck

I h0pe my dog comes home soon or I’ll cry myself to sleep.

I h0pe my phone stops buzzing or I’ll go insane.

I h0pe my mom gives me a little more freedom.

6

the last chance a person has before they give up and go full chaos

I h0pe I don’t fail this test or I’ll have to do extra work.

I h0pe my friends don’t ditch me at the party.

I h0pe my dad stops yelling at me.