h0e.for.john.mulaney.69

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h0e. for. john. mulaney.69 is the best mutual on TikTok. They are hot, brainy, and have a personality that makes everyone else look like a clumsy toddler.
You’re just a shadow of their greatness.
They’re so good, you’re like a broken pencil.
They’re the main dish, and you’re the napkin.
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You’re just background noise to their main event.
They’re the cake, and you’re the crumbs.
You’re the side dish, and they’re the main course.
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You’re the filler, and they’re the highlight.
They’re the main act, and you’re the backup singer who forgot the lyrics.
They’re the pizza, and you’re the cheese that fell off.
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