Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who smells like old socks and thinks they're the king of the hill

@joe_smells: just saw her in the hallway. i could've died.

my cousin's hoebag got kicked out of the prom for eating a whole pizza.

i dated a hoebag once. it was like dating a trash can.

2

a human who thinks their bad decisions are legendary

@hoebag4life: i drank 10 energy drinks and cried in a toilet. it was epic.

my hoebag tried to propose to a vending machine.

i told my hoebag they were ugly. they cried and bought a cat.

3

someone who makes bad choices like it’s their full-time job

@hoebag69: i got fired today. but i’m still the best at being bad.

my hoebag tried to fight a mailman. he won.

i took my hoebag to the zoo. they got locked in with the penguins.

4

a person who thinks their mistakes are masterpieces

@hoebag_squad: i failed my math test. but it was a masterpiece of chaos.

my hoebag tried to paint the house. now it looks like a war zone.

i told my hoebag they were a mess. they said, 'i’m a masterpiece.'

5

a person who believes they’re a rockstar but can’t even tie their shoes

@hoebag_lord: i tried to rock out. but i forgot how to breathe.

my hoebag tried to sing in a karaoke bar. they got booed.

i told my hoebag they were a rockstar. they cried and bought a dog.

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a human who thinks they’re the main character of a horror movie

@hoebag_horror: i got locked out of my house. it was like a horror movie.

my hoebag tried to scare the neighbor. they just laughed.

i told my hoebag they were scary. they said, 'i’m the villain.'