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when you fake being happy because you're too lazy to be mad.
H00ray, another Monday. Just don't make me talk about the weekend.
H00ray, I got a promotion. Now I have to work more.
H00ray, I'm still alive. I guess that's something.
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the art of pretending you're satisfied while secretly plotting revenge.
H00ray, I got a raise. I'm gonna make sure you get fired next week.
H00ray, I survived the meeting. I'm going to burn the agenda.
H00ray, I didn't get the job. I'll haunt the interviewer in their dreams.
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the kind of happy you feel when you're too tired to be angry.
H00ray, I finally got my coffee. Now I can pretend I like this job.
H00ray, I'm not dead yet. That's a win.
H00ray, I'm still here. I'm not sure why, but I'm grateful.
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the fake cheer you give when life gives you a slap and a half.
H00ray, I got slaps and a half. That's a real win.
H00ray, I'm getting yelled at. I'm going to yell back tomorrow.
H00ray, I'm still here. I guess that's a victory.
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the kind of happy you feel when you're too busy being annoyed to be mad.
H00ray, I'm annoyed but I'm not mad. I'm just tired.
H00ray, I got a new task. I'll deal with it later.
H00ray, I'm still here. I guess that's enough.