h00bz0r

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A smelly, dirty man who sleeps in alleys and eats out of trash cans. He’s the reason your sandwich tastes like old socks.

I saw a h00bz0r eating a half-eaten pizza out of a dumpster at 3 a. m.

That h00bz0r just sat on my lunch bag. Now I’m hungry and gross.

My dog ran away from a h00bz0r who was wearing my shirt as a blanket.

A man who lives on the streets and has no idea who his mom is. He’s like a human version of a broken toaster.

That h00bz0r just asked me for a dollar and said he was going to buy a sandwich and a dream.

I gave my last burger to a h00bz0r who had a face like a used sock.

My brother tried to talk to a h00bz0r, and now he’s questioning his life choices.