H week

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the time you can't stop thinking about getting laid
H Week started when I saw my ex's Instagram story. Now I can't stop thinking about sex.
My H Week began when my neighbor yelled at me through the wall. I've been dreaming about getting lucky ever since.
I'm in H Week because my dad told me to stop watching porn. Now I can't stop thinking about it.
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when your brain is stuck on one thing: getting it on
My brain has been stuck on getting it on since Monday. That's H Week for me.
I got stuck on getting it on after my crush texted me. Now I can't think about anything else.
I was stuck on getting it on during math class. My teacher called me out for being distracted.
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the time you're too horny to do anything else
I was too horny to eat breakfast. That's H Week for me.
I skipped work because I was too horny to leave my bed. Classic H Week.
I was too horny to do my homework. My teacher gave me a D for being distracted.
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the time you're so turned on you can't think straight
I was so turned on I couldn't think straight. H Week hit me hard.
My crush texted me and I was so turned on I forgot my lunch. That's H Week.
I was so turned on I walked into the wrong classroom. Classic H Week.
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the week you're too horny to leave your room
I was too horny to leave my room. That's H Week for me.
I stayed in my room all week because I was too horny to talk to anyone. Classic H Week.
I didn't leave my room because I was too horny to face the world. That's H Week.
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