H. Vantooth

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The van H. Mantooth drives his boys in. He uses it like a second bedroom when he can’t find a real one.

The van’s got more cum on the seats than a church has on the floor.

He once used it for a three-hour lay session because the hotel was full.

The van’s got a better reputation than most girls in the neighborhood.

H. Mantooth’s van. It’s got more cock in it than a locker room on game day.

That van’s got more cum on the floor than my mom’s got on her shoes.

He uses it like a hotel room when he’s too broke to rent one.

The van’s got more cum stains than a pizza place has cheese.

The van H. Mantooth uses to haul his boys around. It’s also where he goes to get his rocks off when there’s nowhere else to go.

That van’s got more cum in it than a gym has in a month.

He once used it for a lay session because the hotel was out of sheets.

The van’s got more cum on the windows than a toilet has in a week.