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A guy (or girl) is giving themselves a hand job, and right before they blow load, they whip their junk back at their face like a meat missile, and it’s pure chaos.
He was about to cum, then he aimed his cock at his face and it looked like a food fight.
She was jacking off, then she shot her cum in her own face like it was a prank.
He was about to bust, then he turned his penis into a face cannon and it was glorious.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone is about to bust, they flick their cock back at their face like a meat slingshot, and it’s the worst and best thing ever.
He was jacking off and then he threw his meat at his face like it was a pizza toss.
She was about to blow load, then she flipped her cock at her face and it was like a meat surprise.
He was about to cum, then he shot his meat at his face like he was a meat cannon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a person is giving themselves a hand job and right before they explode, they launch their penis at their face like it’s a meat missile and it’s the messiest thing ever.
He was about to cum, then he launched his cock at his face like it was a meat rocket.
She was jacking off and then she threw her meat at her face like it was a meat prank.
He was about to bust, then he fired his penis at his face and it was like a meat war.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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