Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a hand that smells like a sewer and is used to grab things

I tried to grab the pizza and it was like grabbing a dead rat.

He used his h-string to pick up the trash and it stank like a fart in a phone booth.

She waved her h-string at me and I almost fainted.

2

the worst hand ever, like it was dipped in poop and then burned

His h-string touched my drink and now I have to drink my own sweat.

She showed her h-string to the class and the teacher sent her to the principal.

He used his h-string to open a door and it left a trail of stink.

3

a hand that looks like it was used to wipe a toilet and then forgot to wash it

He waved his h-string in my face and I almost threw up.

Her h-string was so bad, the dog ran away.

He tried to high-five me with his h-string and I lost my lunch.

4

a hand that has the power to make things smell like a rotten sock in a garbage can

His h-string touched my face and I had to go to the bathroom.

She showed her h-string and the whole room started coughing.

He used his h-string to pick up a snack and it was like eating a fart.

5

a hand that looks like it came from a monster that lived in a sewer

He waved his h-string and it looked like it had claws.

Her h-string was so bad, the teacher gave her a time-out.

He tried to shake hands with me using his h-string and I ran away.

6

a hand that is so bad, it makes your nose explode

He showed his h-string and my nose started bleeding.

Her h-string made the class laugh so hard, the teacher got mad.

He used his h-string to grab my face and I almost died.