h school

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H school is where men go to learn how to charm women and make sure the toilet seat is up when they're done. It’s basically a fancy bar with a diploma.
My husband went to H school and now he leaves the toilet seat down every time. I’m tired of cleaning it.
H school is like a bachelor show but with more bragging and less dancing.
My brother failed H school because he couldn’t tell the difference between a wine glass and a beer mug.
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H school is a fancy place where people learn to make cool shows, write news, and pretend they’re famous. It’s like a TV studio but with homework.
My cousin went to H school and now she works on a news show. She says it’s the best job ever.
H school is like a college for people who want to be on TV but don’t want to do anything else.
I got rejected from H school because I couldn’t figure out how to use a camera.
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H school is the worst middle school ever. The teachers are lazy, the principal is a jerk, and most of them speak Spanish like it’s their only language.
My brother went to H school and now he hates math and Spanish. Both at the same time.
H school is like a nightmare with homework.
I got sent to the principal’s office at H school because I drew a mustache on the teacher’s face.
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