H Rail

I saw a train hit a wheel and it looked like the wheel was crying

The H Rail is just a fancy way of saying 'where wheels die'

My uncle got stuck on the H Rail and now he smells like burnt metal

The train ran into a tree because it forgot where the H Rail was

My mom said the H Rail is like a train's version of a sidewalk

I got stuck on the H Rail because I was too busy texting my crush

The H Rail is where trains go to throw up on the road

My brother fell off the H Rail and now he's covered in dirt

The H Rail is like a train's version of a toilet