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The main guy in the hentai who looks like he just got out of jail and still smells like his last fight.
He was wearing a shirt that said 'I survived a bear attack' and still managed to look like a reject from a boy band.
He tried to kiss the main girl, but she looked like she was about to vomit.
He had a tattoo that said 'I love my mom' and still managed to look like a lost cause.
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The guy in the hentai who thinks he's a superhero but is just really bad at being one.
He tried to save the day by throwing a punch that looked like it was thrown by a confused toddler.
He had a cape that looked like it was stolen from a thrift store.
He yelled 'For the glory of the village!' and then tripped over a rock.
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The main guy in the hentai who looks like he just got hit by a truck and still managed to look like a heartthrob.
He had a broken nose and still managed to look like he was in a boy band.
He tried to smile through the pain and looked like he was about to cry.
He had a bruise that covered half his face and still managed to look like a prince.
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