H-Pif

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A giant meat stick that takes up half your face and makes your breath smell like regret.

Your cousin’s face looked like a sausage festival after he ate three pizzas.

My dad’s face is so big, it could be a billboard for a donut shop.

That guy’s face is like a meatloaf that got hit by a truck.

A meaty miracle that somehow fits in your pants and still has time to flex.

My neighbor’s penis is so big, it could be a new type of bridge.

That guy’s penis is like a hot dog that’s been in the oven too long.

His penis is so huge, it could be a new sport.

The amount of food you eat in one go and still have time to complain about it.

She ate a whole pizza and still had time to yell at the delivery guy.

My brother ate three burgers and still had time to cry.

That kid ate a whole cake and still had time to blame the ghost.

A face so big, it could be a new type of horror movie.

Her face was so big, it could be a new type of clown.

That guy’s face looked like it was trying to eat a whole pizza by itself.

His face was so big, it could be a new type of alien.