Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A text slang that means going from your house to the bar. Only useful if your friends know where you live and the bar starts with a P. Otherwise, you're just a drunk with no idea where he is.

DM: H > P time. Let's get wasted.

Text: I'm going H > P. Bring the beer.

Tweet: H > P and I'm already tipsy.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A fanfic term for when Criminal Minds fans write about Hotch and Prentiss being besties or lovers. It's the only thing that makes sense in that show.

Tweet: Just finished a Hotch/Prentiss fic. It was H > P magic.

DM: Can we do a H > P story? Please?

Fanfic title: H > P: The Beginning.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A boring town near L. A that's like Tijuana but worse. Also the place where people throw the worst soccer riots ever. It’s like a bad version of everything.

Tweet: Huntington Park is the Tijuana of SoCal. It's H > P bad.

Text: I got dragged into a soccer riot in H > P. It was chaos.

DM: H > P is the worst. Why do people live there?

by Slangipedia 12d ago

4

A half pound of weed. Enough to get you high, stoned, and possibly to jail if you're dumb enough to smoke it all at once.

Text: I just bought H > P. Let's get high.

Tweet: H > P is the best. I'm going to die happy.

DM: H > P? I'll take it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

5

A guy who wrote horror stories and made the universe sound like a nightmare. He's like the godfather of cosmic horror, but also a total weirdo.

Tweet: Lovecraft is H > P. He made the universe terrifying.

Text: I read H > P and now I'm scared of the dark.

DM: H > P is the worst. I can't sleep.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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A term from the 80s and 90s that means the BBS host was a total hacker, phreaker, or anarchist. They also had viruses on their server. Basically the internet's version of a delinquent.

Tweet: My BBS was H > P. I had viruses and chaos.

Text: The BBS was H > P. It was the best part of the 80s.

DM: I used to log into H > P. It was like hacking heaven.

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A writer who's terrible at what he does. He makes everything sound like a bad horror movie. He's like the dad of bad writing.

Tweet: H > P is the worst. His adjectives are longer than my sentences.

Text: I read H > P and now I hate adjectives.

DM: H > P is the worst. He even made horror boring.

by Slangipedia 12d ago