Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

If you can see this, you're a freak. There's a message hidden in your backyard, and you better go find it. If you don't, I'll come over and punch you in the face.

@HOFTHEnanny I saw the message and it said 'don't forget to eat' and I still didn't eat

HOFTHEnanny: Why are you still here? I'm gonna come get you

Don't ignore the message or I'll haunt you in your sleep

by Slangipedia 12d ago

2

You're so hungry you could eat a horse, and so horny you'd rather eat the horse's owner.

HOFTHEnanny: I'm so hungry and horny I'm thinking about eating my sister

HOFTHEnanny: I'm gonna eat you if you don't feed me

HOFTHEnanny: I'm like a wolf with a sandwich in front of it and a hot person in the corner

by Slangipedia 12d ago

3

You're high, you're horny, and you're probably going to do something stupid.

HOFTHEnanny: I'm so high and horny I tried to kiss my dog

HOFTHEnanny: I'm high and I'm gonna punch my teacher

HOFTHEnanny: I'm so high I think the ceiling is talking to me

by Slangipedia 12d ago

4

A cheap, terrible bourbon from Iowa that tastes like regret and old socks.

HOFTHEnanny: I drank Ancient Age and it tastes like my ex's hair

HOFTHEnanny: I'm never drinking Ancient Age again

HOFTHEnanny: Ancient Age is the reason I'm still single

by Slangipedia 12d ago

5

You're horny and you're hopeless. You're screaming for help and you're not getting it.

HOFTHEnanny: I'm horny and hopeless and I'm screaming into the void

HOFTHEnanny: I'm hopeless and I'm begging for help

HOFTHEnanny: I'm hopeless and I just cried in my soup

by Slangipedia 12d ago

6

A short, annoying person who you wish would just disappear. They're like a mosquito but with more attitude.

HOFTHEnanny: My friend is a C I H U A H A G H G F E and I hate it

HOFTHEnanny: That C I H U A H A G H G F E is annoying me

HOFTHEnanny: I'm gonna punch that C I H U A H A G H G F E

by Slangipedia 12d ago

7

A headband that looks like it was stolen from a flower shop and then hit by a truck.

HOFTHEnanny: My headband is so big it looks like it was hit by a truck

HOFTHEnanny: I'm wearing a headband that looks like it was stolen from a flower shop

HOFTHEnanny: My headband is so ugly it's a crime

by Slangipedia 12d ago