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To be hot like a microwave on fire and a sweaty gym sock
My ex broke up with me because I was too hot for her
This pizza is so hot it’s gonna give me a nosebleed
He walked in and the room got hotter than my mom’s yelling
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To be hot like a dragon’s butt and a lava lamp
That guy is hot enough to melt my face
This soup is hot enough to make my tongue curl
She walked in and I immediately got a fever
3
To be hot like a sunburn and a chili pepper’s revenge
That kid is hot enough to make my dog cry
This coffee is hot enough to scald my soul
He looked at me and I got a headache
4
To be hot like a volcano and a million angry cats
That girl is hot enough to make my hair smoke
This soup is hot enough to turn my tongue into toast
He walked in and my face turned red
5
To be hot like a flamingo in a sauna and a pepperoni pizza
That guy is hot enough to make my face blister
This tea is hot enough to burn my tongue off
She smiled and I got a nosebleed
6
To be hot like a barbecue and a screaming toddler
That girl is hot enough to make my eyes water
This coffee is hot enough to make my brain scream
He looked at me and I got a fever