H-LOC

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H-LOC means your hot lunch is sitting on your chest like it owns you. It’s the ultimate flex for people who don’t care if they look like a sad mess.
Your hot lunch is on your chest. You look like a human dumpster. H-LOC.
I saw him in the hallway. Hot lunch on his chest. H-LOC. Classic.
He walked in with a soup container on his chest. H-LOC. I laughed so hard I cried.
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H-LOC is when your hot lunch is stuck to your chest like a second skin. It’s what happens when you’re too lazy to eat and too dirty to care.
I took one look at his chest and said, 'H-LOC. You’re a legend.'
Her hot lunch was on her chest. H-LOC. I didn’t even need to say anything.
He looked like he’d been dipped in soup. H-LOC. I laughed until my sides hurt.
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H-LOC is when your hot lunch is your new best friend and your chest is its new home. It’s the worst thing that can happen to a person who smells like old socks.
He walked in with a grilled cheese on his chest. H-LOC. I didn’t know what to do with my life.
She had chicken nuggets on her chest. H-LOC. I think I saw her cry.
He looked like he’d been thrown in a microwave. H-LOC. I needed a minute to breathe.
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H-LOC is when your hot lunch is more stylish than you are. It’s what happens when you’re too broke to buy a shirt and too lazy to eat.
He had a hot dog on his chest. H-LOC. I thought he was a walking food truck.
She walked in with a taco on her chest. H-LOC. I was stunned.
He had a soup on his chest like it was a fashion statement. H-LOC.
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H-LOC is when your hot lunch is your new tattoo and your chest is your new canvas. It’s for people who’d rather look like a mess than be clean.
He walked in with a pizza on his chest. H-LOC. I said, 'That’s a masterpiece.'
She had a burger on her chest. H-LOC. I laughed so hard I snorted.
He looked like he’d been dipped in lasagna. H-LOC. I didn’t know what to do with my life.
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