H & K

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H & K is a gun company from Europe. They make the MP-5, which Navy Seals and Steven Seagal use to blow things up and make enemies cry.

"I'm gonna take out the whole squad with my H & K!", Navy Seal in a DM

"Steven Seagal just used his H & K to kick my ass.", Movie fan in a tweet

"MP-5 is the only thing that can stop my bad day.", Person who hates Mondays

H & K is when you give someone a hug and a kiss because you’re sweet and not a total jerk.

"I’ll give you H & K before I leave.", Girlfriend in a text

"He said H & K and then ran away.", Boyfriend in a tweet

"H & K is the only way I can say goodbye.", Heartbroken person in a DM

H & K is a German gun company that makes weapons so good, they could take down an army with just a few bullets.

"H & K is the reason I never lose a fight.", Martial artist in a post

"My H & K makes my enemies look like babies.", Person who likes being tough

"H & K is the only thing I trust in this world.", Soldier in a message

H & K is when you say goodbye with a hug and a kiss. It’s like you’re telling your lover you’re still into them.

"I gave her H & K and then she cried.", Boyfriend in a tweet

"My friend said H & K and then left me hanging.", Heartbroken friend in a message

"H & K is the only way to end a conversation properly.", Person who’s a romantic

H & K is when you say, "Who cares?" and you don’t give a damn about anything.

"H & K, I’m not even going to try.", Lazy person in a DM

"H & K, I don’t care if the world is ending.", Person in a tweet

"H & K, I’m just here for the snacks.", Friend who doesn’t care about anything

H & K is a German gun company that makes weapons so cool, they’re like magic.

"H & K is the reason I’m alive.", Soldier in a message

"I use H & K and enemies run away.", Martial artist in a post

"H & K is the best weapon ever.", Person who loves guns

H & K is Chuck Norris’s super-powered kick that knocks people out like they’re nothing.

"Chuck Norris used H & K and I couldn’t even stand up.", Person who got kicked

"H & K is the only thing that can beat me.", Chuck Norris in a tweet

"I got H & K and now I’m dreaming of pizza.", Person who got knocked out