Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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H&H is when you're too wasted to care about anything but your pants falling off and your mouth being full of snacks.

I'm H&H, I just ate a whole pizza and now I want to bang my best friend.

H&H mode activated after 3 shots and a text from my ex.

H&H is the only reason I agreed to go to the mall on a Tuesday.

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H&H is when you’re not dating someone, but you’re still getting laid and eating their leftovers.

My roommate and I are H&H, and I still haven’t told her I hate her cooking.

We’re H&H, so I can sleep with him and still eat his cereal.

H&H is the best way to stay friends and still get some action.

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Holding hands with someone is like saying, 'I like you, but I’m not ready to take the full hit of being in love.'

He held my hand, but I still broke up with him.

I held her hand all night, but she still went home with his brother.

Holding hands is the worst kind of lying.

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Hungry and Humble is when you’re too full to be a jerk and too empty to be proud.

I was hungry and humble after eating 10 tacos and getting called out for being a slob.

He was hungry and humble, so he just ate my sandwich and said thank you.

I was hungry and humble, so I let my dog eat my lunch.

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After a night of drinking, you’re hungry and horny because your brain is gone and your stomach is angry.

I was hungry and horny after my friends made me drink 12 beers.

We went from bar to bar and ended up hungry and horny at 3 AM.

I got hungry and horny after my best friend forgot my birthday.

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Horny and Hungry is when you want to eat and you want to get laid, and your brain can’t decide which one to pick first.

I was horny and hungry, so I ate a burger and then texted my crush.

He was horny and hungry, so he ate my pizza and then kissed me.

Horny and hungry is the best excuse to skip class.

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Hot and horny is when you’re not just interested in someone, you’re ready to jump them in the middle of the street.

He was hot and horny, so he ran into me and kissed me in front of my mom.

She was hot and horny, so she texted me at 2 AM and asked me to meet her at the diner.

Hot and horny is when you don’t need a date, you just need a reason.