Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A headband so big it looks like it was stolen from a flower shop and then cursed by a witch.

My headband looks like a hat for a giant tomato.

This thing is so big, my dog thinks it's a new toy.

I wore it to class and my teacher asked if I was trying to start a garden on my head.

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A headband that’s like a flower parade crashed into your forehead and then yelled at you.

It’s so big, I think my hair is trying to escape.

I wore it to the mall and got stared at like I was a walking bouquet.

My friend said it looked like my head was about to explode.

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A headband so big it’s like your head is being choked by a giant flower.

I wore it to the party and everyone thought I was wearing a hat from a fairy tale.

It’s so big, I think it’s trying to take over my face.

My mom said it looked like I was about to get married to a rose.

4

A headband that looks like it was made by a kid who just got a C in art class.

My headband looks like it was drawn by a confused squirrel.

I wore it to work and my boss asked if I was trying to be a walking bouquet.

It’s so big, I think it’s trying to take over my life.

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A headband that looks like it was designed by a flower that had a bad day.

It’s so big, my head looks like a greenhouse.

I wore it to the park and got asked if I was a walking garden.

My friend said it looked like I was wearing a hat from a flower’s nightmare.

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A headband so big it’s like your head is being suffocated by a bouquet that doesn’t know what it’s doing.

I wore it to the gym and my trainer said I was training for a flower fight.

It’s so big, I think I’m going to need a new head.

My dog tried to eat it and now it’s in the trash.