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People who absolutely despise the eighties, the fake hair, the tight pants, the terrible music, and the way everyone thought they were the next big thing.

My mom still wears those neon leggings and thinks they're cool.

I can't stand when my uncle starts singing 'You Should Be Dancing' at every party.

My teacher made us watch Dynasty and I nearly cried.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The people who think the eighties were a nightmare, full of stupid clothes, bad songs, and people who thought they were rock stars.

My dad still wears spandex and thinks he's a rock star.

I got stuck listening to 'I Wanna Dance with Somebody' for two hours.

My cousin thinks Dynasty is the best show ever.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

People who hate the eighties so much they probably threw out their Walkmans and started a riot just to get rid of the Smurfs.

My uncle threw out his Walkman and cried.

I had to listen to 'Careless Whisper' for three days straight.

My cousin tried to start a riot because of the Smurfs.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

People who are so fed up with the eighties they would rather be stuck in the seventies forever, no thanks to the shoulder pads and the boy bands.

My mom still wears shoulder pads like they're going out of style.

I had to listen to boy bands for an hour and I nearly lost my mind.

My brother said he would rather be stuck in the seventies forever.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

People who think the eighties were the worst, full of fake hair, terrible music, and people who thought they were the next big thing.

My dad still wears fake hair and thinks he's cool.

I had to listen to the worst music ever for an hour.

My cousin said he would rather be stuck in the seventies forever.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

People who can't stand the eighties, all the stupid clothes, the dumb songs, and the way everyone thought they were famous.

My mom still wears stupid clothes and thinks they're cool.

I had to listen to dumb songs for three hours straight.

My brother said he would rather be stuck in the seventies forever.

by Slangipedia 3d ago