Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so high you think your mom’s a monster in a spaceship

I just ate ten gummy bears and now I’m H double A M F

My dog ran away with my mom’s weed stash

I tried to text my dad and my phone turned into a unicorn

2

You’re so wasted you think your mom’s a magician and your dad’s a chicken

I ate a whole pizza and now I’m H double A M F

I tried to do my math homework and my pencil turned into a dragon

My sister told me my mom was a superhero and I believed her

3

You’re so high you think your mom’s in a spaceship and your dad’s a robot

I drank soda and now I’m H double A M F

I tried to walk and my legs turned into jelly

I thought my teacher was a alien and I yelled at the ceiling

4

You’re so wasted you think your mom’s a wizard and your dad’s a dinosaur

I ate three cookies and now I’m H double A M F

I tried to read and the words turned into monkeys

I thought my neighbor was a ghost and I ran out of my house

5

You’re so high you think your mom’s a spaceship and your dad’s a monster

I drank juice and now I’m H double A M F

I tried to eat my lunch and my sandwich turned into a dragon

I thought my mom was a robot and I tried to hug her

6

You’re so wasted you think your mom’s in a spaceship and your dad’s a wizard

I ate a whole cake and now I’m H double A M F

I tried to do my homework and my pencil turned into a dinosaur

I thought my teacher was a alien and I asked for a spaceship