H dog

That H dog walked in and the whole club turned around like they just saw a celebrity

I tried to flirt with the H dog, he looked at me like I was a math problem

My cousin’s H dog got so many girls he got a subscription to Tinder and a free trial to Match

That H dog was hitting on every girl in the bar like he was trying to get into a sorority

He came up to me and said, 'You look like my ex’s cousin's friend's best friend', and I knew he was still trying to get with my ex

He asked my mom if I was single and then asked my dad if he could borrow me for a week