1
A bunch of losers who think the letter H is some kind of god. They pray to it. They live for it. They probably wouldn't know a real god if it bit them in the ass.
My cousin joined the H cult because he saw an H in a dream. Now he wears Hs on his shoes.
At the H cult meeting, they all chanted HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
The H cult tried to convert my dog. It didn't work. The dog just stared.