h cult

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A bunch of losers who think the letter H is some kind of god. They pray to it. They live for it. They probably wouldn't know a real god if it bit them in the ass.
My cousin joined the H cult because he saw an H in a dream. Now he wears Hs on his shoes.
At the H cult meeting, they all chanted HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
The H cult tried to convert my dog. It didn't work. The dog just stared.
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A group of elite freaks who think they're the best. They act like they're the king of the hill. But if your name is DVE DTRAA, you're just a sad joke to them.
My friend joined the H cult because he thought he was a Sigma Male. Now he talks to himself and eats cereal for dinner.
I tried to join the H cult, but they said I wasn't good enough. My name is Steve. Not cool enough for them.
The H cult leader said DVE DTRAA was the worst person he'd ever met. I believe him. He smells like old socks.
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