H-capped

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A human who thinks they're above everyone else but can't even do basic math without crying.

My math teacher said I was h-capped because I added 2 + 2 and got 5.

My brother tried to be cool by saying he was h-capped, but he still failed algebra.

My mom called my dad h-capped because he thought a quarter was a dollar.

A person who thinks they're smart but can't even spell their own name right.

My friend's text said 'helo' and I told him he was h-capped.

My cousin tried to write a poem but spelled 'love' as 'luv' and got called h-capped.

My neighbor's dog is h-capped because it barks at the mailman but can't find the door.

A human who thinks they're a genius but can't even remember where they put their keys.

My dad forgot his keys and got called h-capped by my mom.

My friend lost his keys twice and got labeled h-capped by the whole class.

My brother said he was h-capped because he couldn't find his keys in his own room.

A person who's so full of themselves they think they can beat anyone in a fight but can't even win a game of tag.

My friend said he was h-capped because he got chased by a kid in third grade.

My cousin tried to be a tough guy but got caught by a little kid in tag.

My brother got called h-capped because he couldn't catch me in tag.

A human who talks big but can't even finish their own sentences.

My friend said he was h-capped because he started talking but forgot what he was saying.

My neighbor tried to be cool but said 'I'm the best, the most, the...' and stopped.

My brother got called h-capped because he said 'I'm the best, the most, the...' and then left.

A person who thinks they're the best but can't even remember their own phone number.

My mom called my dad h-capped because he couldn't remember his phone number.

My friend got called h-capped because he said he was the best but forgot his number.

My brother thought he was the best but couldn't remember his number and got called h-capped.