H-Blow

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When someone puts their mouth around the end of your wiener and blows so hard it sounds like your butt is trying to scream.

My cousin did an H-Blow at my birthday and I still hear my butt screaming.

She did an H-Blow during my math test and I got a D because I laughed too loud.

He did an H-Blow in the middle of a Zoom meeting and my boss thought I had a seizure.

A blow job so loud it could wake the dead and make your nose run like a faucet.

She did an H-Blow in the grocery store and I had to leave before the meat counter got embarrassed.

During my brother's H-Blow, the dog ran out of the house and didn’t come back.

I did an H-Blow at my friend’s house and his mom called the cops.

When you put your lips on someone’s wiener and blow so hard it sounds like a donkey got hit by a truck.

At the party, my friend did an H-Blow and the donkey in the background got confused.

I did an H-Blow on my teacher and she gave me detention for life.

During the movie, my brother did an H-Blow and the whole theater started laughing.

When you blow so hard on someone’s wiener it sounds like a toilet clogged up and your nose is happy about it.

He did an H-Blow in the bathroom and the toilet started singing.

My sister did an H-Blow at the dinner table and my dad’s soup came out of his nose.

I did an H-Blow on my friend’s dog and it ran in circles like it had a brain fart.

Blowing so hard on a wiener it makes your face look like a balloon and your butt feels like it’s on fire.

At the park, I did an H-Blow and my face looked like a balloon and my butt was on fire.

My friend did an H-Blow during yoga and the instructor told us to breathe in through our nose.

During the karaoke night, my cousin did an H-Blow and the mic fell off.

When you put your lips on a wiener and blow so hard it sounds like a jet engine and your face turns red.

She did an H-Blow in the library and the librarian gave her a time-out.

I did an H-Blow at the football game and the crowd thought it was a new play.

During my brother’s H-Blow, the football got stuck in his nose.