H-Block

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A bunch of kids from the Mystic Projects who are either super talented or super violent, and they’re everywhere in Boston like a plague.
H-Block just took over the school dance and started a fight over who had the best freestyle.
My cousin got jumped by H-Block because he said their mixtape was 'boring.'
They came to my neighborhood and said, 'You ain't from here, and we ain't done with you yet.'
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A block in Chicago where everyone's too weird to be normal, and they probably live in a house made of cheese.
My uncle moved to H-Block and now he talks to a chicken every morning.
H-Block is so weird, the mailman thinks he's in a dream.
My cousin went to H-Block and came back with a tattoo of a banana.
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This tax company that makes you cry while you count your money like it’s the last day of school.
I cried at H&R Block because I forgot my password and my mom had to help me.
H&R Block made me so mad I threw my tax forms out the window.
I did my taxes at H&R Block and now I hate math forever.
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When you do your taxes and then you jump into a box with your tax guy and it’s like a weird love story.
My tax guy was so hot, I did it in the box like it was a date.
I did my taxes at H&R Block and then we had sex in the box like it was a business meeting.
I got so turned on by my tax guy I forgot my password again.
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An ad that’s so good, it makes you believe the world is fair and that your mom is still alive.
That ad was so good, I believed I could become a billionaire.
I watched that ad and suddenly I thought I could fly.
That ad was like a miracle sent from heaven.
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Something only a complete idiot would do, like eating a whole pizza in one bite.
I did my taxes at H&R Block and now I feel like an idiot.
No decent citizen would do that, it’s like a crime.
You’re not a real person if you do that.
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A block in Melbourne with rappers who are so dangerous, they could beat up your dad and your teacher at the same time.
That block has rappers so wild, they turned my math teacher into a ghost.
Kmoh and Pazzed from H-Block came to my school and scared everyone.
I tried to rap with Solo, and he made me cry.
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