h-ball

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A dude who lurks in the shadows like a creepy ghost, getting hard just by eye-fucking girls from a distance.
He’s been staring at her since third period. I swear he’s gonna cum in his pants.
He’s been watching the same girl for three days. He’s like a zombie with a hard-on.
He’s been eye-fucking the new girl so much, she thinks he’s a stalker.
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The fake drug your friend invents so they can act like they’re a total beast at a party.
He said he took 10 hits of h-ball. I swear he’s just high on his own lies.
She said she did h-ball at the rave. I believe her. She’s been doing it since middle school.
He tried to do h-ball at the concert. He just sat there like a confused potato.
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A drunk boat captain who’s been partying so hard, he’s probably gonna crash the boat into a giant flaming lobster.
He was yelling at the lake like it was his ex. The boat was going in circles.
He was trying to dance with a fish. The boat almost flipped.
He was screaming about his life goals while throwing beer cans at the ocean.
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