H and L Finances

This startup is gonna be rich someday. I just hope they remember how to pay for pizza.

They're gonna be worth billions. I bet they still owe me money from last year.

This company's future is bright. Their wallet is still in the dark.

They're not rich yet, but they already took the last slice of cake.

This company thinks it's going to be a billion-dollar beast, but it still can't afford a taxi.

They're gonna be rich one day. Today, they're just rich in delusion.

They promised me a million dollars. They still haven't paid me for my coffee.

This company is full of hot air and empty pockets.

They’re rich in ideas but broke in reality.

They’re not rich, but they still bought the most expensive office chair in the building.

This company is like a kid who thinks they’re already a millionaire just because they have a piggy bank.

They’re not rich, but they still took the last donut.

They're not rich yet, but they already have a logo and a website.

This company's not rich, but they sure look it in the mirror every day.

They’re still figuring out how to be rich, but they already hired a consultant to tell them how.

They’re gonna be rich, but it’s gonna take a lot of pain and a few broken promises.

This company’s future is bright, but their present is a mess.

They're gonna be rich someday. I’m just not sure if I’ll still be alive to see it.