G.W. Bush

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Says he's a Christian. Yeah, sure. The same guy who let terrorists attack the country probably prayed to Satan.
"He claims to be Christian. I bet he’s got a penthouse in hell."
“Christian? Please. He’s more demonic than the devil’s ex-wife.”
“If he were a real Christian, he would’ve stopped the war, not started it.”
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who stumbles through life like a drunk man in a football game. He gets promoted because his family gives him a job, not because he's any good at it.
“He’s like a toddler in a suit who thinks he’s a CEO.”
“He gets promoted just because his dad was rich, not because he’s smart.”
“He’s the reason we have a president who thinks a wall is a solution to everything.”
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A disaster in disguise. He makes everything worse, and he does it like a kid who just spilled a whole lake of soda.
“He’s the worst president, and he makes mistakes like it’s his job.”
“He’s like a toddler who thinks he can run a country.”
“He’s the reason we have a president who thinks a wall is a solution to everything.”
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Far better than that scumbag Bill Clinton. He doesn’t have dried semen on the walls, and he doesn’t sound like a goat being tortured.
“Bill Clinton’s a pigfucker. Bush is just a pig.”
“Clinton’s got dried semen on the walls. Bush just has a wall.”
“Clinton’s a hick-ass Bubba. Bush is a hick-ass king.”
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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