g.shannon

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G. Shannon is a guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’ll cuddle you like a f***ing baby and tell you he’ll die for you. If you have one in your life, never let him go. He’ll f***ing smother you with love.
G. Shannon just sent me a DM saying he’d die for me. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He texted me at 3 a. m. to say he was thinking of me. I was already asleep, but now I’m awake and mad.
He sent me a 12-page love letter. I read it once. Now it’s in the trash.
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G. Shannon is a guy who thinks he’s your only friend. He’ll cry if you don’t text him back. He’s hot, but he acts like he’s the f***ing king of the world.
He cried in my DMs because I didn’t respond fast enough. I felt bad. Now I’m crying too.
He sent me a photo of himself in the shower. I said nothing. He took that as a compliment.
He asked me if I liked him. I said no. Now he won’t stop texting me.
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G. Shannon is like a dog who thinks he’s the f***ing alpha. He’ll follow you everywhere, and if you don’t love him, he’ll f***ing whine until you do.
He showed up at my house unannounced. I told him to go home. He didn’t. He sat on my couch and cried.
He sent me a voice note saying he missed me. I turned it off. He texted me 10 times.
He asked me out 5 times in one day. I said no. Now he won’t stop talking to me.
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