G.S.A.A

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The group where ginger people try to keep safety from getting ruined by dumb stuff and dumb people.

@GSA_America Why are we saving the world from a fidget spinner? It’s not that bad!

I joined the G. S. A. A. because I’m tired of my ginger friends dying from caffeine overdoses.

The G. S. A. A. just banned glitter. That’s not safety. That’s war.

A club where ginger people talk about safety like it’s their full-time job and also their full-time annoyance.

I’m in the G. S. A. A. because my life is too chaotic for regular safety.

The G. S. A. A. just passed a law: no more hot sauce at meetings.

They tried to make me a safety officer. I said no. I’m a ginger, not a martyr.

A group of ginger people who think safety is the only thing that matters and also the only thing that doesn’t.

I joined the G. S. A. A. because I need someone to save me from my own dumb decisions.

The G. S. A. A. said I can’t wear socks with sandals. That’s not safety. That’s tyranny.

They tried to make me wear a helmet at lunch. I said no. I’m a ginger, not a cyborg.