G.R.S.D.S.

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A deadly disease that turns you into a laughingstock with a tiny weenie and a bad case of glitter.
My cousin got G. R. S. D. S. and now he cries at the sound of a vacuum.
She tried to flirt with a guy and he just stared at her like she was a ghost.
He tried to propose and his ring was smaller than a raisin.
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A curse that makes you look like a confused potato with a tiny noodle and no self-esteem.
He went to the doctor and they told him he had G. R. S. D. S. and it was 100% fatal.
She tried to fight back and just cried into her salad.
He texted his crush and got ghosted in 3 seconds.
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A serious illness that makes you look like a sad hot dog with no toppings and a tiny stick.
He tried to impress his friends and just stood there like a sad hot dog.
She tried to dance and her moves were worse than a toddler’s.
He got called out in front of the whole school and cried like a baby.
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A deadly condition where your brain is a fried egg and your pecker is a pencil eraser.
He tried to do a magic trick and it failed so hard it made him cry.
She tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a broken voice box.
He tried to flirt and it was like watching a turtle race.
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A fatal condition that makes you look like a sad donut with a tiny sprinkle and no courage.
He tried to fight a guy and got knocked down in 2 seconds.
She tried to talk and it came out like a broken recorder.
He tried to stand up for himself and got called a baby.
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A deadly illness that makes you look like a confused chicken with a tiny pecker and zero plans.
He tried to stand up and got called a chicken.
She tried to do a presentation and it was like watching a baby talk.
He tried to be cool and just stood there like a confused chicken.
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