G.R.P (Golden Retriever Puppy)

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The most annoyingly happy thing or person ever. They’re like a hyperactive puppy that won’t stop licking your face.

My cousin is a G. R. P. She texts me at 3 a. m. with a selfie and a dog whistle.

My dog is a G. R. P. He barks at my mom’s ex like it’s a final exam.

My teacher is a G. R. P. She gave me a gold star for talking back to the principal.

A human who’s so full of joy they might explode. They’re the reason your brain feels like it’s on fire.

My brother is a G. R. P. He started a dance party in the grocery store and got kicked out.

My friend is a G. R. P. She cried happy tears when I ate her sandwich.

My mom is a G. R. P. She yelled at the mailman for not being cheerful enough.

A person or thing that’s so happy it’s like they’ve been dipped in glitter and given a standing ovation.

My cat is a G. R. P. It purred so loud it woke up my neighbors.

My boss is a G. R. P. He said ‘good job’ even though I forgot the whole presentation.

My crush is a G. R. P. They smiled at me like I just won the lottery.