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The best spot on the planet. Flaming Gorge, Utah is where the sky gets so hot it gives you a sunburn in your pants.

I’d rather die in Flaming Gorge than live in my cousin’s basement.

Flaming Gorge is like heaven for people who hate winter and love being roasted alive.

That place is so hot, my dog melted and became a sidewalk.

The most awesome place ever. Flaming Gorge, Utah is where the river looks like it’s on fire and you get a tan that lasts for months.

Flaming Gorge is the only place I’ve ever seen where the water is so hot, it’s like a bath for my soul.

I went to Flaming Gorge and came back with a tan and a new nickname: ‘Sunburn Sam’.

That river is so hot, I think it’s trying to cook my socks.

The top spot on the globe. Flaming Gorge, Utah is where the sun shines so bright, it gives you a headache and a new life.

Flaming Gorge is the only place that makes me feel like I could live forever, or at least until the sun explodes.

I went there, and now my face is permanently glowing. It’s like I’ve been dipped in lava.

That place is so bright, I think my eyes are now sunglasses.