G.O.M.A.B.

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Get on me and bounce is when you hit me like a sack of bricks and then run like you stole my last bag of chips.

I got on my cousin and bounced her out the door like she was a thief.

My brother got on me and bounced me until I cried.

My mom got on me and bounced me for not cleaning my room.

Get off my ass bitch is when you're so annoying you're like a rat on a hot pan and I can't take it no more.

My little brother got off my ass bitch after he kept stealing my snacks.

My neighbor got off my ass bitch for playing loud music at 2 a. m.

My dog got off my ass bitch because he kept peeing on my shoes.

Get out my apartment bitch is when you're so loud and messy I'm thinking about calling the cops and moving to a cave.

My roommate got out my apartment bitch for throwing a party at 1 a. m.

My sister got out my apartment bitch for eating my entire fridge.

My friend got out my apartment bitch after she brought 10 people over without asking.

Getting Over My Adorable Boyfriend is like trying to forget your favorite candy after it gets stolen by a thief who looks like a hot dog.

I joined G. O. M. A. B. after my boyfriend broke up with me for a guy who looks like a hot dog.

My friend went to G. O. M. A. B. because her boyfriend cheated with a guy who smells like a gym sock.

I started G. O. M. A. B. after my boyfriend left me for a guy who only likes pizza.