Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Laughing so hard you probably peed yourself and your mom heard it from the next state

My friend just told me he ate a whole pizza and it was covered in worms

I saw my dog wearing a hat and it was like a royal wedding

My teacher told a joke that made the principal cry

2

Cackling like a hyena who just stole your lunch money and your dignity

I saw my dad wearing a chicken costume and it was terrifying

My cousin told me he got kicked out of a mall for yelling at a robot

My dog just ate my homework and it was a masterpiece

3

Screaming like you just found out your pet goldfish is a secret spy

My friend told me he failed math and now he’s a zombie

I saw my mom dance in the grocery store and it was wild

My brother told a joke that made the entire class cry

4

Chuckling like you just won a million dollars and your pants are on fire

My teacher told me I was the worst student ever and I believed it

I saw my dog wearing a crown and it was a royal affair

My friend told me he ate a whole cake and it was covered in glitter

5

Guffawing like you just found out your principal is a superhero who also sings opera

I saw my dad dance in the hallway and it was legendary

My friend told me he failed science and now he's a ghost

I saw my dog wearing sunglasses and it was a vibe

6

Laughing so hard you probably lost a tooth and now you’re talking like a pirate

My teacher told me I was the most annoying student ever

I saw my mom sing in the supermarket and it was epic

My brother told a joke so bad it made my dog cry