G.O.F.A.W.

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A brutal butt-kicking given to someone who needs it the most.
My uncle gave my cousin a G. O. F. A. W. after he stole his last sandwich.
The principal gave the entire class a G. O. F. A. W. for talking during the fire drill.
I got a G. O. F. A. W. from my dog because I forgot to feed him.
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A face-melting whooping for someone who thinks they're above everyone else.
My mom gave me a G. O. F. A. W. for failing math again.
The boss gave the new guy a G. O. F. A. W. for showing up late every day.
My friend got a G. O. F. A. W. from his dad for breaking his phone.
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A loud, sweaty, and very personal punishment for being a total jerk.
My brother got a G. O. F. A. W. from my dad for stealing my candy.
The teacher gave the class a G. O. F. A. W. for eating during the test.
I got a G. O. F. A. W. from my friend for telling everyone my secret.
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A whooping so strong it could knock the wind out of a dragon.
My dad gave me a G. O. F. A. W. for staying up too late on Friday.
The coach gave the team a G. O. F. A. W. for losing the big game.
My sister got a G. O. F. A. W. for eating my lunch.
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A whooping so good it might make you cry, laugh, or both.
My cousin got a G. O. F. A. W. from my aunt for eating the last slice of pizza.
The janitor gave the kids a G. O. F. A. W. for throwing paper airplanes in the hall.
I got a G. O. F. A. W. from my brother for telling his crush he was a nerd.
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