G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W.

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The most legendary person who ever lived and kicked everyone’s ass
My uncle is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He once beat up three guys at the same time.
I swear the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. was born with a sword in his hand.
My dog thinks he’s the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He barks at the mailman like he’s a thief.
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The person who doesn’t just win, they make everyone else look like losers
My mom is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. She can cook a whole meal while singing and still beat me at chess.
My teacher is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. She failed my best friend for eating a sandwich during a test.
My brother is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He once won a debate about which flavor of pizza is better.
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The person who is so good, even the gods look jealous
My grandma is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. She can knit a sweater while telling the best stories ever.
My cousin is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He once beat the school’s principal at a video game.
My neighbor is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He can mow the lawn and still have time to eat a whole cake.
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The person who is so awesome, even your dog respects them
My dad is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He can fix anything and still beat me at hide and seek.
My friend is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He once won a bet by eating a whole pizza in one bite.
My coach is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He can run faster than a cheetah and still give me the worst punishment.
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The person who is so good, they make everyone else cry
My sister is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. She can dance and sing and still beat me at math.
My brother is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He once made my dog cry by stealing his favorite toy.
My teacher is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. She can give the worst test and still make me feel like I’m the worst student ever.
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The person who is so cool, even your pet wants to be them
My uncle is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He can eat a whole cake and still look cool.
My friend is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He can beat me at basketball and still make the best jokes.
My dog is the G. O. A. T. T. B. T. E. W. He can bark at the mailman and still have time to chew my homework.
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