G.O.A.T of G.O.A.T.S

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The most legendary person who makes everyone else look like a wet noodle.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets trampled by his socks.
I tried to be a G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S once. He laughed so hard I got a paper cut.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets stuck in the middle of his fame.
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A human being who is so good, he could beat your mom in a math test and still have time to laugh.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets yelled at by his greatness.
I tried to be the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. He beat me in a spelling bee and called me a doofus.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets jealous of his shine.
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The best of the best, like a pizza with extra cheese and no crust.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets stuck with the crust.
I tried to be the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. He made me eat the crust and called it a ‘crust-eating champion.’
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets left with the boring part.
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The person who is so awesome, he could beat your dad at chess and still have time to eat a burger.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets beaten by his burger skills.
I tried to be the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. He beat me at chess and still had time to laugh at me.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets outshined by his burger.
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A guy who is so amazing, even your teacher would cry and give him an A+.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets an F for trying.
I tried to be the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. My teacher cried and gave me a D.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets left in the dust by his teacher’s tears.
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The king of all kings, like a superhero who also does his taxes on time.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who forgets his taxes.
I tried to be the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. He did his taxes and still had time to be cool.
He’s the G. O. A. T of G. O. A. T. S. I’m just the guy who gets taxed by his greatness.
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