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when you act like a brain-dead idiot at places that should make you look smart.

I tried to explain quantum physics at a bar and got yelled at for being a loudmouth.

She wore a tutu to a football game and said the quarterback looked like a clown.

He ate a whole pizza by himself at a fancy restaurant and didn't even apologize.

when you make a fool of yourself in places where people actually know what they're doing.

I tried to impress my uncle at a chess tournament and lost in three moves.

She wore socks with sandals to a concert and asked the drummer if he played the flute.

He started a fight at a library over a book about dinosaurs.

when you do stupid stuff at places that should make you look cool.

I tried to look cool at a skateboard park and fell into a pile of trash.

He tried to rap at a coffee shop and spilled coffee on the barista.

She wore a helmet to a ballet class and said the dancers were like robots.

when you act like a total moron at places that should make you seem smart.

I tried to sound smart at a science fair and said the moon was made of cheese.

He tried to flirt at a restaurant and asked the waitress if she was a pizza.

She tried to dance at a concert and tripped over her own feet.

when you do dumb stuff at places where people know what they're doing.

I tried to be cool at a gym and did a backflip into a pile of weights.

He tried to win a bet at a bar and ate a whole plate of spaghetti.

She tried to sing at a karaoke night and screamed so loud the lights went out.