g'nort

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G'nort is the unholy sin of eating candy before breakfast like it's the Second Coming and you're the Pope of Sweets.
I woke up and ate 10 gummy worms before my mom even made coffee.
My brother did g'nort and now he’s talking like a robot.
I did g'nort and my dog ate my cereal.
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G'nort is when you start your day with candy like it's a holy ritual and your mouth is the temple.
I did g'nort and now my teeth are screaming.
I did g'nort and my sister took my candy.
I did g'nort and my teacher took my candy.
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G'nort is when you eat candy before breakfast like it’s a crime and you’re the only one who knows about it.
I did g'nort and my dad took my candy.
I did g'nort and my dog took my candy.
I did g'nort and my neighbor took my candy.
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G'nort is when you eat candy for breakfast like it's the only thing that makes you human.
I did g'nort and my brain is melting.
I did g'nort and my teacher took my candy.
I did g'nort and my dog took my candy.
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