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A flaming piece of trash that thinks it's a god because it got reborn once.

I saw Pheonix in the street and he looked like he just came out of a fire and a dumpster.

Pheonix tried to talk to me like he was my boss, but I told him to go back to the ashes.

Pheonix texted me at 2 a. m. saying he was gonna burn down the city if I didn't reply.

A half-dead, half-living jerk who thinks he’s cool because he’s got a nickname that sounds like a bird.

Pheonix walked into my class and said, 'I'm the king of rebirth, and you're just a peasant.'

Pheonix tried to flirt with my crush, and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.

Pheonix sent me a group chat invite with his whole family, and I had to leave the chat.

A hot mess who thinks they’re a legend because they got reborn once, but still can’t do basic math.

Pheonix tried to help me with my math homework and made it worse.

Pheonix said he was gonna be a hero, but he can’t even tie his shoes.

Pheonix tried to explain rebirth to my dog, and the dog stared at him like he was crazy.

A walking disaster who thinks they're a superhero because they came back from the dead, but they still can’t cook.

Pheonix tried to make eggs and set the kitchen on fire.

Pheonix said he was gonna save the world, but he burned my toast.

Pheonix cooked my dinner and it looked like it was hit by a truck.

A trashy, fiery mess who thinks they’re a king because they got reborn, but they still can’t keep their pants on.

Pheonix walked into the room and fell over, and his pants were on fire.

Pheonix tried to be cool, but he tripped and spilled a whole bucket of hot sauce.

Pheonix said he was gonna rule the world, but he couldn’t even sit properly.