g'mrnaffanoon

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A stupid way to say hello that only dumb people use when they're too lazy to pick a time of day and just throw both in there like a sandwich.
Hey, I just said g'mrnaffanoon to my cousin in Alaska and he was still asleep.
I texted my mom g'mrnaffanoon and she yelled at me for being lazy.
My teacher said g'mrnaffanoon and I got a detention for laughing too hard.
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A cursed greeting used by people who think they’re clever but actually just confused and too proud to admit it.
I said g'mrnaffanoon to my friend and he said I was cursed.
My dad used g'mrnaffanoon and my mom facepalmed.
I used g'mrnaffanoon in a tweet and got 100 likes and 50 death threats.
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A greeting so weird it’s like you’re saying hello to a donkey in a blender.
I said g'mrnaffanoon to my neighbor and he asked if I was high.
My brother used g'mrnaffanoon and my mom threw a sock at him.
I used g'mrnaffanoon in a DM and the person blocked me immediately.
4
A greeting that makes no sense but somehow works because everyone is too tired to argue.
I said g'mrnaffanoon to my boss and he just nodded and went back to sleep.
I used g'mrnaffanoon in a group chat and no one said anything.
My friend said g'mrnaffanoon and I thought it was a new language.
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A greeting that only smart people use to show off how complicated their lives are.
I said g'mrnaffanoon to my teacher and she gave me extra credit.
I used g'mrnaffanoon in a text and my friend called me a genius.
My mom said g'mrnaffanoon and my dad said she was trying too hard.
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A greeting that’s like a mix between a donut and a punch to the face.
I said g'mrnaffanoon to my friend and he said it was the worst thing ever.
I used g'mrnaffanoon in a tweet and it went viral.
My dad used g'mrnaffanoon and my mom said it was the dumbest thing he’d ever done.
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