Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to greet someone when you're too tired to even spell morning right.

G'morn'n

2

When you're too hungover to say good morning but still want to be cool.

G'morn'n, I need coffee and a nap

G'morn'n, I still think it's Tuesday

G'morn'n, my brain is still in my bed

3

The best way to start your day if you're too lazy to even make your bed.

G'morn'n, I didn't even brush my teeth

G'morn'n, my dog ate my breakfast

G'morn'n, I'm still in pajamas

4

A dirty way to say good morning that makes your mom cry and your dad laugh.

G'morn'n, I didn't even wash my face

G'morn'n, I still have pizza in my hair

G'morn'n, I woke up in my soup

5

The only way to say good morning if you're too high to talk properly.

G'morn'n, I can't even see straight

G'morn'n, I think I'm a chicken

G'morn'n, my shoes are on my head

6

When you're too late for good morning and just want to be rude.

G'morn'n, I was asleep and you woke me up

G'morn'n, I hate your face

G'morn'n, I'm not even dressed yet