Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, smelly way to wake people up before they're ready to be alive

G'mornin! I'm gonna puke on your face if you don't shut up!

G'mornin! Your dog just died and I'm gonna tell everyone.

G'mornin! I had a nightmare about you and it was terrifying.

2

A stupid thing to say when you're not even half-awake and you want to be yelled at

G'mornin! I'm gonna fail math today because I'm too tired to think.

G'mornin! Your mom's coming over and she's bringing her ugly brother.

G'mornin! I'm gonna eat your lunch if you don't stop talking.

3

A magical phrase that makes people want to scream or throw things

G'mornin! I'm gonna throw my cereal at you if you don't leave me alone.

G'mornin! Your brother just stole my phone and I'm mad.

G'mornin! I'm gonna tell the principal about your bad hair.

4

A weird way to start the day that makes people wish they were still asleep

G'mornin! I'm gonna punch you if you don't stop being loud.

G'mornin! I'm gonna eat your homework if you don't shut up.

G'mornin! I'm gonna tell your crush you're a total loser.

5

A cursed greeting that brings chaos, pain, and bad decisions

G'mornin! I'm gonna make you do 100 push-ups if you don't stop talking.

G'mornin! Your dad is coming and he's bringing his weird cousin.

G'mornin! I'm gonna fail your test and you're gonna be sad.