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A G'mara is a holy mess who loves you like you’re their last breath and they’ll fight anyone who tries to ruin your day with a smile and a middle finger
My G'mara showed up at my divorce hearing with a cake and a list of my ex’s sins.
She texted me during my panic attack: 'Breathe. I’m here. And I have a pizza.'
She stood up for me in class when the teacher called me a ‘disgrace’ and said, 'She’s not a disgrace. She’s my disgrace.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A G'mara is the person who will laugh at your bad jokes, cry with you when your dog dies, and still bring you soup even when she’s hungover
My G'mara sent me a voice note at 2 AM saying, 'I know you’re crying. I’m crying too. But we’ll laugh about this tomorrow.'
She brought me soup after my breakup and said, 'You’re not broken. You’re just soup-ready.'
She cried with me when my cat ran away and then texted me a meme of a cat wearing a crown.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A G'mara is a person who will take your pain and turn it into a party, even if she’s the only one there
My G'mara showed up at my job interview wearing a unicorn costume and said, 'This is your new office vibe.'
She threw me a surprise party when I failed my math test and brought cake and a calculator that blinked ‘I love you.’
She turned my failed audition into a dance-off and said, 'You didn’t fail. You just did a better version of the song.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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